Walker Syndrome

The term given to a white person with oriental shaped eyes. Named after the first known sufferer, Joshua Walker, it can afflict any body although it is many believed to be down to genetics. Haley Joel Osment is a sufferer of W/S.

Guy 1- Hey, you seen Haley Joel Osment lately?

Guy 2- Who?

Guy 1- You know, that gay kid from such films as A.I and sixth sense...

Guy 2- White dude with chinese eyes?

Guy 1- Hey! It's called Walker Syndrome but yea, thats him.

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