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(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.
When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.
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When someone, any age or sex, holds their hand on your bare leg as you attempt to complete a dump.
Hey...Hey, Regina. Yeah...Did you know Paul likes to Uneasy Squeeze all the guys at work? Couldn't pinch anything off. Didn't feel right at all.
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When a loved one asks you to feel his/her butt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.
Hey, sis! I'm gonna go over there and give grandma and old Danny Glover!
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