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Fucko

An animated description of a blow with a blunt object or fist, similarly to describe any sort of impact.

"I reached my hand through the open car window, rapped the seatbelt round the policemans neck and went FUCKO, FUCKO"

by Dr. Poppenstein June 5, 2007

35πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Jordie

A Local term not found outside the Portobello area of Edinburgh Scotland, meaning the unscrewable bowl of a cannabis pipe screwed through an airtight hole in the centre of a plastic juice bottle cap.

There have been examples of the same principal being employed using an appropreatly sized socket set peice instead of of a traditional bowl.

This alows a stoner to smoke a whole range of homemade devices whith ease and success, compared with the other option which is foil.

The term can also be applied however less acuratly, to describe the mouth peace of a (bong).

"Hey man, wheres the jordie?"
"Cunt, I've dropped the jordie in the (bucket) water".
"This jordie is not air tight".

by Dr. Poppenstein April 11, 2006

103πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


ushi

A person who cannot or will not stop eating, often associated with obesity.

"Look at your plate! are you an ushi"

by Dr. Poppenstein June 22, 2007

50πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Yacks

A word used exclusevly in the Edinburgh area (Scotland) meaning eyes.

"She hates it when I jizz in her yacks"

"it hit me right in the yack"

by Dr. Poppenstein September 4, 2007

58πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Asda Price

This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.

The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!

by Dr. Poppenstein May 25, 2006

96πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Kojaking

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.

That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking

by Dr. Poppenstein April 11, 2006

90πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Heck

To eat with ravenous enthusiasm.

Q:What are you doing. A:Im having a heck.

Q:What are you hecking. A: Mostly dry wheetabix.

by Dr. Poppenstein April 30, 2007

55πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž