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An unlucky Asian who, because of his/her awkwardness and social defects, has to lower their standards to absolute zero. Everything they touch or have interest for does not reciprocate emotion in the fashion they hope for.
Ben: So how did it go with Rebecca last night?
Ryan: It didn't. Her "surprise" was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. I think I'm just gonna txt Elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.
Ben: DAMN!!! You're a desperate Asian!!!
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The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.
Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.
Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.
Miranda: OH SHIT!!
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When vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis.
Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?
Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!
Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.
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