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Slumdog Millionaired

when somebody completes a series of difficult tasks because they were lucky enough to have been taught how to do them.

Dude, I totally Slumdog Millionaired that test. The only questions that were on it happened to be from information taught during the 3 classes I've been to this year!

by Dr. Quantum Infinity December 26, 2009


Vortex of Awesomeness

When a womans vag eats part of their pants.

Matt said "Holy shit! look at that vortex of awesomeness!!!"

Over the years, Matt and Kyle have learned to extend their peripheral vision to 360 degrees in hopes of scouting out every vortex.

Shelly's vortex eats all other vortexes, as well as black holes, planets, stars and occasionally galaxies.

by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 7, 2010

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Vortex of Doom

When a woman's vag eats part of their pants, only you wish that it hadn't. May also be used to describe butt cleavage.

Matt was scouting out some vortexes, suddenly he saw five vortexes of doom out of the corner of his eye. He feared for his eyesight so he left as quickly as he could while still drawing no attention to himself. He remembered what he had been told about these kinds of vortexes. "Alone, a vortex of doom is very weak, but when many attack you at once, they can be very dangerous. The problem is that when you try to look away, you end up looking at another one. It would be similar to burning you hand on something hot, but when you pull away you impale you hand on a rusty nail."

by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 10, 2010

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