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Noun: Similar to an ASSHOLE but much more extreme.
Dick and Virgina Johnson constantly receive the "ASSCRATER of the Party" award due to their rude and selfish behavior toward other people!
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When a bitch isn't satisfied with the first fuck.
Virgina was so horny that she would not let me get out of bed till I gave her a CUMBACK to settle her down.
SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.
"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."
"DNF ME" means "Do NOT Fuck Me" or even think about it or try to think about it.
Dick Johnson tried to DNF ME buy offering me next to nothing for my Playboy magazine collection from the 1960s!
Noun: One who attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.
Verb: What a FUCKHEAD does; ie, attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.
"Every instructor I had this year was a complete FUCKHEAD who taught their own agenda and SIMULATED REALITY. The tried to FUCKHEAD us every fucking day and we had to pay to be tortured by this bullshit just to get college credits and hopefully a job when we graduate. What a scam!"
A FART SMELLER is often mistaken as a Smart Feller or a Smart Speller. The difference is that a Fart Smeller also smells farts.
That a-hole is such a Fart Smeller and always gets a 100 on the spelling exams!!!
Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.
"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."