dumpster sex

Wild, drug and/or alcohol fueled sex that takes place next to the welcome cover of a dumpster in a suitably dark alley.

We slipped out of the show for some dumpster sex...I bent that little slut over the hood of a car, started chowing her box from behind. She really went wild when I whipped out my johnson and shoved it in, riding the skin fish all the way to Tuna Town! It was fuggin' GREAT dude.

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euro-bush

a big wooly, hairy pussy where the tagles mass of hyphea-like pubic hair often extends all the way from the belly button to the anus.

ugh! Look at the euro-bush on that bitch...that's nasty!

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furry friend

A feline household pet with a molestable thick silky coat of fur.

You just want to STROKE the furry friend in a good way, not in a sexual way.

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monkey bite

another name for a big nasty purple hickey. Typically found on or near the neck.

Nice monkey bite dude!! Who'd you go out with last night?

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goo-meat

The love handle blubber that overflows from the sides of overtight low-rise jeans on a woman.

Check out the the goo-meat on that skank, doesn't she notice that crap hanging out when she greases up her thighs and slides those pants on?!! Gross...

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