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NASA

Never A Straight Answer

Citizen: Do aliens exist?
NASA: Well to make such a conjecture would be impossible as well as
Citizen 2: Just answer the damn question! Are they here or not?
NASA: No comment.

by Dr. Roswell January 5, 2018

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I reserve my judgment.

This is just a bad-ass way of saying "no comment", meaning you are neither confirming nor denying anything.

Journalist: Mr. Vernon, what is your stance on the issues being debated?

Mr. Vernon: I reserve my judgment.

Another Journalist: So Mr. Vernon, there's absolutely nothing you can tell us?

Mr. Vernon: No, I'm sorry.

by Dr. Roswell November 22, 2010

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Gift Recycling

Gift Recycling is when you receive a gift that you don't want, and instead of throwing it away or letting it collect dust, you give it to someone else, usually under the impression that you purchased this gift in a store with the intended person you're giving it to in mind. This can be tremendously helpful if you receive something you don't want during the holiday season and you're looking to save some money.

Reggie received an Apple charger for Chanukah, however he did not have any apple products, so the gift was useless to him. Instead of throwing it away or going through the trouble of selling it on ebay, he used it for a Secret Santa event at his work place. Thanks to Gift Recycling, Reggie was able to save himself some hard earned pay during the holiday season!

by Dr. Roswell January 11, 2014


Like Reciprocation

Like reciprocation is when somebody "Like"'s something on a website such as Facebook, and the person who received that "Like" reciprocates the like.

Somebody "Like"'d my status update, so I will find something to "Like" on their page, thus Like Reciprocation.

by Dr. Roswell August 20, 2014