Sasketchewan

a fictional place in Canada created for all of the creepers, sketchballs, and Chester Molesters of the world

Friend A: "He looks kind of cute."
Friend B: "More like he looks like he's from Sasketchewan. I bet he has to warn his neighbors he's within a 50 mile radius of their children."

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tardvark

a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life

Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."

Sketchville, USA

a location so sketchy it practically earns its name on the map

Friend A: "Where should we park?"
Friend B: "How 'bout over there?" *looks down dark alley*
Friend A: "Where? In Sketchville, USA?! No thanks."

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don't die

a fun phrase used when a friend is sneezing/coughing up a storm or is just in a general state of mild sickness.

although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"

Friend A: *sneezes 10 times in a row*
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."

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Blockbustards

those unfortunate friends who have the uncanny ability to hunt down the shittiest movies your local Blockbuster has available.

their movie prowess also works in the opposite way, meaning they will reject any movie of substance if they haven't heard of it or if it makes them think about life in any way shape or form.

Friend: "Hey guys! We should watch Moon, I heard it was really good."
Blockbustards: "No way. Why watch that crap when we can watch G. I. Joe?" or "I'll do you one better. How 'bout a Madea movie?!"

go home

the sassier/classier form of the popular phrase "fuck off"

can be used anytime someone around you needs to be taken down a peg due to aggressive or hostile behavior or inappropriate/unwarranted sass

you can exponentially increase the sassiness of this phrase by using it against someone in their own home

Friend A: "Man it must suck to be as ugly as you."
Friend B: "Hey Carl. Go home."

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don't cry

1) used when a friend is having a tough time or seems to have a lot on their plate to make them laugh off their stress and to show them that you know they can do it.

2) a phrase that closely resembles the usage of don't die and the meaning of man up or buck up

3) used less for mocking and more for inspiration/consolation

Friend A: "I can't believe I have an 8-10 page paper, two tests, and a 10 minute presentation all in one week."
Friend B: "Don't cry."
Friend A: "Thanks man, your tender words will help get me through it."

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