Turkish Election

A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.

Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election

Belmar Bobby

A Belmar Bobby is a bennie who talks so much shit about himself on the beach while he's drinking, that he forgets to lather up his bald spot and therefore receives first degree sunburn.

Maybe if that Belmar Bobby stopped talking smack, he'd realize the top of his head was a red as a Maryland lobsta.