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dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

73πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


baby fart

usually comes after eating a 3rd jar of Gerber's green bean mushroom puree mixed with banana pudding and is barely audible even to the person responsible for it but it leaves the room in which it happens smelling like death itself has died...

OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.

by Dr. Simulacra November 14, 2013

64πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dirty mandy

any girl who shits in a swimming pool or hot tub and blames it on the guy she is with

I left the party after my GF pulled a dirty mandy on me. Nasty bitch!

by Dr. Simulacra October 16, 2013

141πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


dirty einstein

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

70πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


dirty ginsberg

when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson

No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...

by Dr. Simulacra October 18, 2013

109πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


dirty kierkegaard

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...

I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.

by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

144πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


wordsmash

writing in a stream of consciousness free verse while tweaked up on any kind of narcotic substance organic synthetic or otherwise until the path of words ends in symbolic chaos and absolute nonsense...

an intentional form of writing that seeks to challenge the assumptions between writer and reader that support traditional channels of communication...

I aim to shake the world awake from hypnotic enslavement to a dead language through wordsmash.

by Dr. Simulacra October 10, 2013

133πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž