dirty brady

when a guy waits until the last 5 seconds of a football game to throw a winning touch down

did you just dirty brady?

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dirty kerouac

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a girl

Jill let me give her a dirty kerouac and I knew she was the one.

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dirty yoda

when a guy shits in another guy's coffee and blames it on the barista

Hey, did you hear what I did for Barry's Birthday? I gave him a dirty yoda.

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ejacalit

the way Larry David imagines black people say the word "ejaculate" in the tv series Curb Your Enthusiasm

someone sat down in a puddle of my ejacalit after I watched the new Carmen Electra pilates video

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beeter

is the yeeter's best friend and sidekick

every yeeter has a beeter like peanut butter and jelly

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dirty basquiat

when a guy walks out of a public restroom with the paper toilet seat cover hanging from the back of his pants

Yo Lenny must have been wasted after the Atomic Buds concert because he came home wearing a dirty basquiat!

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dirty bukowski

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass

Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...

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