dirty gravy

traditional turkey gravy that has been tweaked with a squirt of man juice and served special to annoying fathead in-laws at Thanks Giving dinner...

I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.

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dirty twerk

when a girl in a short skirt is twerking a guy and intentionally sharts on the guy's junkhood...

yo man, I was at the Boneyard last night and some girl left a dirty twerk on my junk.

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dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

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dirty darth vadar

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong

I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.

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dirty burroughs

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a stuffed teddy bear

I walked in on my Dad in the middle of a dirty burroughs and have been emotionally scarred for life.

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dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.

Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.

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theory of everything

Theory of Everything (ToE) is the point in quantum theory Level 4 where the entire data set of everything ever known to exist is resolved in a simple equation: Life = Zero or One (depending on the size of your shaft)

I was bummed out when I my wife died, but then I read about Theory of Everything in hustler magazine.

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