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shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

223๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty camus

when a guy fucks his mom while his father fucks his sister...

Francois told me about the time he went dirty camus and his whole family joined in...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

108๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


jack-it jacket

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...

I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

218๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty dracula

when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...

Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.

by Dr. Simulacra October 24, 2013

88๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž