Jehovah's Witnesses

1) People who reject the world and refuse to just get along with everyone else

2) CPS's worst nightmare

3) The biggest media nazis in the world

4) One reason not to own a home

1) Zeke: Oh wassap! Ay man, u wanna come to mah house dis weekend? We gonna go help rebuild the mosque downtown.

Victor: GUH!! HOW DARE YOU HELP OTHER RELIGIONS!

2) Operator: 911 whats your emergency?

Caller: Um yes hello?! I found this kid all beaten and bruised and and theres something taped to his back that says "you have been banished by the elders"

Operator: Probably another Jehovah's Witnesses, we will be over there right away.

3) Trey: Hey dude, you seen Devon anywhere?

Josh: I hear he got his eyes gouged out by his parents for watching Spongebob Squarepants

4) Nate: daddy there's a man with a bunch of little books outside

Chris: Shit. Nate, get the shotgun.

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