Motion Lotion

(n) Body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. It is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.

Marvin: Hey man, my skin is so dry...Do you have any kind of lotion?

Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.

Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?

Tom: It's my motion lotion.

Marvin: You jack off on the couch?

Tom: Absolutely!

Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.

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