High School Stranger

Masturbating with your non-dominant, numb hand after temporary loss of sensation (i.e. performing a stranger). This gives you the sensation of your first, clumsy, uncoordinated hand job in High School.

I performed a High School Stranger to bring back the memories of Prom while jacking off to my High School yearbook.

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Litmus Piss

The initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.

Shortly after getting into my boss's pool, I squeezed out a litmus piss to check to see if that bastard added a chemical to the water. Once I was in the clear, I then diluted out the chloride by pissing all over and slowly swimming away.