pseudoswear

What a person says when they want to swear, but

1. They are too afraid to

2. They are in a situation when it would not be acceptable to.

For example, pseudoswearing is saying things like "holy crumpets" or "what the frog"

1. "I freaking hate this crap!" said a goody-two-shoes who thinks it is wrong to swear.

2. "God darn you to heck!" pseudosweared our 60-year-old English teacher, who would probably get fired if she actually said what she was meaning to.

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yeah...

What one says at the end of an embarrassing, awkward, or boring conversation.

Bill: ...And that's basically how I got into midget porn. Yeah...

Bob: So then I said that I should have it my way because it is Burger King, and I thought I was gonna kicked but I didn't so I ate my fries then left. Yeah...

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knelbow

The back of the knee. The knelbow is to the leg as the elbow is to the arm.

If you get kicked in the knelbow you'll probably fall down.