Ra Ra Rasputin

Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

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YOLOism

You only live once, so why not try YOLOism?

Superior to the boat mormons and Denouncing Venice.

YOLOism is the cool new religion founded in the city you're in right now!

We also have pagodas.

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throws his mighty shield

To masturbate.

"When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
There's a joy inside that his eyes can't quite conseal.
Everytime he heaves it with force so brute
He's in ecstasy and must change his suit
When Captain America throws his mighty shield."

Lucy

The lesbian version of Mr. Steal Yo Girl.

I hate Lucy. She stole my girl and she ain't even lesbian.

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