Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

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certificatologist

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation

Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"

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Igbyab

Acronym for I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch

Johnson - "Igbyab!"

Bob - "What did I do?"

Johnson - "Tony Danza?"

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hurriphoonami

Baddest assed motherfucking storm that combines a 1)hurricane, 2)typhoon, and 3)tsunami, into an awesome force that is bent on the destruction of trailer parks and 3rd world countries alike.

Paul: "Did you hear about that hurriphoonami that ripped through the trailer park in West Virginia?"

Less: "Yeah, I heard that it was last seen heading towards Bangladesh."

Paul: "You know they just opened a WalMart in Bangladesh."

Less: "Really, you don't say..."

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Mosh pit

A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.

BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."

Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."

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Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

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uybwac

Acronym for "up your butt with a coconut"

It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually don't know what you're talking about and probably think that you're a retard. Once you explain what it means you'll probably get your ass kicked.

Bob - "Uybwac, and wyai (while you're at it) you can gfym (go fuck your mother) yddb (you dirty dooshbag)!"

Johnson - "Igbyamf (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

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