Bristol Palin

A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.

Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.

Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."

Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"

Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."

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Brownexed

Brownexed is a word commonly used in Mid-Western American subculture to refer to someone's opinion being absolutely steamrolled and proven wrong a.k.a getting figuratively shitted on.

It probably originates from the color of shit itself, with reference to the shit overtaking the opinion at hand; this draws similarity to the phrase 'whitewashed'. It is essentially a form of ownage.

Dude 1: "I think if I recycle I can make a difference in the world."

Dude 2: "You douchebag, good luck convincing all of China to do the same, not to mention the rest of the world. Think before you speak."

Dude 1: "Wow...I just got totally brownexed...this is awkward"

Dude 2: "I think I fancy you..."