Speed Trap

When multiple cars are driving in front of you at nearly the same speed, stopping you from passing and forcing you to go as slow as them.

Sorry I'm late man, I got stuck in a Speed Trap.

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Apocalyptist

One who believes that the only solution to most, if not all, of the world's biggest problems is a catastrophic event of epic proportions.

Like their Republican counter-parts in 2008, Democratic Apocalyptists began praying for a Zombie apocalypse after the 2010 mid-term elections.

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