Screechies

The excrements of waste left around the anus after a thorough expulsion of poop. Sometimes caught in anus hair, Screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female anuses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)

"Duuuude my Screechies are just makin my but itch like crazy!"

"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"

"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"

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Arabian Gasmask

The supreme act of eternal matrimony in which the man slips his cornhole into the woman's nose and lets his testicles rest in her eyes. The man then proceeds to fart while the woman's nose is in his ballon knot. This creates the illusion of the woman wearing a gas mask. In some cultures this is a sacred custom which is practised in holy marriage.

"As I slipped on his Arabian Gasmask, I knew that he was the one for me. We were one soul, and one mind."

"The particular smell in John's Arabian Gasmask solidified our relationship, and I knew I was in Love"

"Me and gary continually argue over who gets to Arabian Gasmask who, He says my anus is cleaner. But I disagree due to my chronic Screechies."

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