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Huntsville

Huntsville is a rather charming shithole with a rich history of executing folks and propelling its citizens into what will become a lifetime struggle with alcoholism. Que sera, sera.

Huntsville lost out to Austin for the capital way back in the day, which means that it could now be the live music capital of the world and all that stuff, but totally isn't, though you can go to the Stardust Room on whichever night and hear seriously subpar jazz improv shit.

Oh well. Live by the Ville, die by the Ville. Word is bond.

I strangled thirteen hookers in Dallas with an eight-gauge wire and now I'm being shipped off to Huntsville to die.

by Dr. Wonderdick December 15, 2007

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