sunshine surprise

Urinating in a partner's mouth while recieving oral sex

She was expecting me to skeet, but instead I gave her a sunshine surprise.

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tool.

One who is, as J.D. Salinger wrote in "Catcher in the Rye," a "phony." Someone who is false, a media whore, a douchebag, and a servant (or tool) or the Man. The best example, the paradigm of tooldom, is Carson Daly, as quite correctly noted above. Other famous tools include Geraldo Rivera, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza, Wayne Brady, Tom Arnold, Ben Affleck, Linkin Park, and most ironically of all, Tim Allen.

God, Carson Daly is a tool. He is willing to toss salad for the Man.

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clit duster

A synonym for soul patch

The angsty emo rocker had a clit duster which he probably never used.

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brown nose

v. or n.
To lower one's naked, possibly unwiped anus onto an unsuspecting, supine, sleeping victim's face and then waking them up to an eyeful of butt

At the sleepover last night, Ben gave Bruce a brown nose while he was asleep

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