Bernardo

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities

Person 1: "Yo, who's this kid everyone freakin' loves?"

Person 2: "Him? Yea, tht's Bernardo.."

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Oedipus

The original motherfucker

Those redneck douches over there are real Oedipi (plural for Oedipus)

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Sockington

An awesome wittle adorable kitty cat on Twitter with over 1,500,000 followers and three times as many followers as Tom Cruise :P

Hey, I'm following Sockington on Twitter. I liked his last tweet about the salmon.

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Food Pussy

Synonym for "mouth"

"The victim was punched repeatedly in the food pussy", police said.

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