Bones

The most interesting things composed of calcium on this old ass rock. They can be found in chicken wings, a nice ham, or even YOU! You heard that right, YOU have bones.

1: hey, what’s that in your basement?

2: oh.. calcium.
1: Jerry.. are those.. BONES?
2: BILL CLINTON *slurping noises* SICKO *T-poses*

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