Goodevil

Something so good it's evil.

Why can't I buy just one goodevil cigarette at a time?

Retardican

The conservative equivalent of a libtard.

"He follows Jordan Peterson like a Donald worshiping retardican who hasn't read maps of the mind."

Evilgood

Something so evil it's good.

Ain't no getting past rufio, he's an evilgood boy 🐺

Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

Cuzband

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a
: A son of one's uncle or aunt who you marry, fuck, and literally reproduce with
b
: a man descended from one's grandparent or more remote ancestor by two or more steps and in a different line, who you still marry fuck and reproduce with. 👀
NOT RECOMMENDED

How does she expect anyone to take her seriously while she's fucking her cuzband?

Groovyboobz

When boobs are having a good time.

Last night was groovyboobz

Mental theory

An easier way to say Theory of mind.
In psychology, mental theory refers to the capacity to understand other people by ascribing mental states to them. This includes the knowledge that others' mental states may be different from one's own states and include beliefs, desires, intentions, emotions, and thoughts. Possessing a functional theory of mind is considered crucial for success in everyday human social interactions. People use such a theory when analyzing, judging, and inferring others' behaviors. The discovery and development of mental theory primarily came from studies done with animals and infants. Factors including drug and alcohol consumption, language development, cognitive delays, age, and culture can affect a person's capacity to display theory of mind.

Dude has no mental theory, he really thinks I don't know this.