Mastertater

A sexless simpleton who subscribes to Andrew Tate

Do not respond to him he's a mastertater.

Political Thespian

A political actor engaged in political theater.

Donald worshiper: Trump gon lock them groomers up!
Human: Roy Cohn was having gay sex with j Edgar Hoover and underage boys. Your orange Daddy is a political thespian.

Bood

Short for a booty you could eat like food.

Damn I could take a bite out of that bood

Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

Narrative buster

Fact or meme that is so radical it sets a new paradigm, or permanently alters perspective.

Donald worshiper is a real narrative buster.

Fruitian Slip

When a closeted gay accidentally says something fruity

Joe (closeted): "I've been really craving cock lately"
Mike: "..."
Joe (still gay): "COKE, I MEANT COKE!"
Mike: "Little Fruitian Slip, Joe?"