welshie

When a prostitute can serve a client WHILE eating two double cheeseburgers with bacon.

You see that chick over there?
Yea, what about her?
She eats while she works!
Welshie?
Welshie.

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Unpaperbagable

A person that is so ugly you can't even have sex with them when they have a paper bag over their head.

Victor: would you do monica, oscar?
Oscar: EW! No that's gross! Would you?
Victor: Hell no! That's unpaperbagable!

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popped-a-houdini

For something or someone to disappear "mysteriously"

Pedro: where's carlos? I gave him money to get beer like an hour ago.
Edgar: *sigh* motherfucker popped-a-houdini.
Pedro: well I'll be damned