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Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Large female tits on women who work hard laborious jobs. What are they there for? No one knows. Utili-tits serve no purpose as they get in the way and hinder the job performance of the bearer of said tits and are often dirty from all that work.
Hey Tony, check out that broad's utili-tits! Yeah Bob, her tits may be wicked dirty but she sure can carry a ton of rocks from that quarry!
The need or want to eat certain foods because of the pleasure you receive from crapping it out. For example, spicy food because it burns your asshole or garlicky beans because you can kill trees with your gas and peel the paint off the walls when you blow up your bathroom.
Example 1: I have a real crappetite for that ghost pepper sauce, there's no better butthole burn!
Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.
A mix between a cult and a very well organized crime ring creatively invented by arguably the best and most successful criminal mastermind ever.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
One year ago:
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
A recipe which includes an assortment of penises, dongs, dinglings, dicks, and/or cocks from any breed of life sauteed or stewed in a delicate urine sauce and served over a freshly filleted vagina.
Oh my gawd, this recipee-pee just made me cream my panties guy!
A fart which is released from someone's bare, unclothed ass. As opposed to a filtered fart which passes through underwear and/or outer clothing, a raw fart is smellier and will expell fecal matter and bacteria onto any nearby surface.
Person 1: Hey, why is Todd so sick?
Person 2: I released a raw fart into his silverware drawer.
Person 1: Wow, that will be the gift that keeps on giving until he's done using all those forks, spoons, and knives!
When you are sitting in a hot ass porto-potty that is baking in the scorching hot sun and the sweat off your back is running down your ass crack, your ass full of sweat turns your toilet paper wad into a wet wipe when you go to wipe your ass.
Q: Arthur, is your bunghole feeling fresh after that deuce you just dropped?
A: Why yes, Theresa, yes indeed. It was so damn hot in that fucking portable toilet that I was gifted with sweat wipes to freshen my ass! Now may I please receive that BJ you offered me this morning for raking the leaves?