did u ded

When someone goes afk and stops responding without notice, and you ask "did u ded" as in did they die? Or are they just bein rood.

Destini: Hey, did you see that cool show last night? I just can't stop talking about ittt

Austin: Yea! It was so cool, what was ur fav part?

*5 minutes go by *

Austin: And you said you couldn't stop talking about it

*15 more minutes*

Austin :did u ded

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Sargasm

Sargasm is when you use sarcasm in the perfect way, place, time, and group of people.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.

Destini: Dude, that sarcasm was PERFECT for just now

Bob: Yea, that was an absolute sargasm.

Duckegg

A decade is 10 years, and well.. a duckegg is 12 years. Although it isn't usually duck eggs, eggs from the store most of the time come in an egg carton of 12. Therefore a duckegg is 12 years.

Max: Dude, when's the last time you ate a dick?

Jake: Been over a duckegg.

Max: But you're only 11.

Jake: Yee

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Egur

The cute way to say that you are extremely excited and can't wait for an event to happen.

Austin- I'm so egur to go to the new buffet

Destini- You mean eager?

Austin- No it's the new way to say it Destini, get your head out of 2005.

Awestin

When someone named Austin brags and shows off too much to their friends and everyone around them.

They think they're soo cool.

But, in reality, their "coolness" is largely over exaggerated by themselves.

But no one ever really breaks it to Austin, cuz it's funny.

Austin: Guess what! I got 1 minute through Geometry Dash! Holy shit imma God!

Destini: *sarcastically* Oh awesome! That's so amazing, you could set a world record as "Awestin"

Austin: Holy shit great idea, then I'll be even more famous!

Destini: *shakes head*

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True

True is a basic word, isn't it, with obvious meaning? Yes. But there are also many more advanced forms and meaningful definitions among the levels of trueness
Here are the levels:

True
(the basic form of agreement)

Truer
(when you agree more)

Truerest
(truths that are often agreed upon most people)

Truerestier
(when most people agree, but you feel as if you need to slightly sway more towards this truth)

Truerestierness
(when most agree, but you feel as if you must tell friends and family to tell everyone they know)

Truerestiernessly
(when you feel you need to tell your friends, friend's friends, your family and all relatives about this truth that you want to be heard)

Truerestiernesslier
(when you ask friends, friend's friends, friend's family, your family, and your family's family and friends)

Truerestiernesslierful
(when you take desperate measures to get all the above done)

Truerestiernesslierfulness
(when you take desperate measures including money to get this truth to slowly but surely make itself around the whole world and broadcast to outer space)

Austin: Destini, I need you to tell everyone one you know, and everyone that everyone that you know about this

Destini: ok, but li-

Austin: no no no! There's no time! We gotta move fast!

Destini: yea yea, but quite a few are on vacat-

Austin: then find a way! This is no doubt a case of truerestiernesslierfulness. We need everyone to know! EVERYONE DAMN IT! Everyone believes the wrong thing! It'll tear humanity apart!

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