dirthead

Pronounced -- Dert'hed

A term which was commonly used to describe devout Nirvana listeners in the 1990's grunge era. A dirthead will, in most cases have long hair with the sides shaved, but there are different variations to this term, Skaters, Stoners, Goths and several other 90's cliques contain(ed) dirtheads, they are usually seen wearing D.A.R.E., Nirvana, or Metallica shirts.

I was a dirthead in Jr. High, I had to dress all prep and clean up once I got to High School and started workin.

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tapped that ass

To have, in the past, had sexual intercourse with a particular female.

manwhore001: Did you really ever get some from Levi's mom?
manwhore002: Yeah, I tapped that ass last night.

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shuper fast

The accelerated speed at which one hurriedly walks to the bathroom, in order to prevent a shitastrophe

Dude001: You see that chick shaddle past?
Dude002: Yeah, shuper fast. she must be in a shurry to shit.

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shitalot

One who is constantly going to the bathroom due to an overactive bowel.

Damn, That kid goes to the bathroom a lot, he is such a shitalot

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ringing the dinner bell

The act of a man having sexual intercourse, with a woman who has a large vagina. Similar in context to Throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

messin with that girl last night was like ringing the dinner bell, took me fo' ever to busta nut.

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burned the carpet

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

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