tapped that ass

To have, in the past, had sexual intercourse with a particular female.

manwhore001: Did you really ever get some from Levi's mom?
manwhore002: Yeah, I tapped that ass last night.

shitalot

One who is constantly going to the bathroom due to an overactive bowel.

Damn, That kid goes to the bathroom a lot, he is such a shitalot

shitastrophe

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.

I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.

crash out

Verb meaning to go to sleep.

aka

hit the sack

Tired Guy: Fuck I'm tired, I'm gonna crash out.

v i

An acronym meaning "Vaginal Intercourse" sometimes used in online chatrooms instead of the many alternatives.

so me and her were havin fun with v i when her dad walked in the room all pissed.

burned the carpet

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.