nutroots

A play on the term "grassroots"; referring to activists, usually Leftists, whose protests are assumed to represent mainstream public opinion but that in fact represent those of lunatics. (See Frank Chu).

The term differs from "econuts" in that the letter is presumed to concentrate on environmental activism, whereas the "nutroots" are more broad-based in their ideological interests. There is some crossover however - econuts are normally assumed to be a subset of the nutroots.

In the UK the term is usually translated as the "loony Left".

That the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolitions planted by Bush administration employees and/or agents of the Mossad is an example of a belief common at the nutroots level.

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MK-19

An automatic weapon that looks like something from a Road Runner cartoon, or a Half-Life Team Fortress cheat. Fires chain-linked 40mm grenades out of the business end at an inhuman rate of fire, kicking significant ass on the other side when wielded by a competant operator. Can fire HE, HEDP, and a special self-guided round that can locate an enemy insurgent, bore through several layers of clothing into his rectum, and lodge just behind his testicles (where it detonates).

The Saco Industries Mk-19 has made you my bitch, Haji.

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Amway Marxist

Also known as "evangelical Marxists", a member of the Left who will do or say anything to promote the Marxist ideology. Such people characteristically are children of wealthy parents (who pay their Ivy-League tuition), have lots of free time and plenty of spending money, and are frequently found at mass protest rallies backing some outrageously nasty pro-Left despot or terrorist group or the like.

When the Amway Marxists were done hawking copies of the "People's Weekly World" and stumping for Hugo Chavez, they put their unsold stock into a used Mercedez and drove to a fancy restaurant for drinks.

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