Digger

n. Racial slur against dark elves in the Elder Scrolls universe

Everything in the Stone Quarter has been going downhill since those diggers came over from Morrowind.

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Articles

Articles AR-tuh-kleez n. The Greek god who protects all paper and printed documents stored within the Clouds around Mt. Olympus.

Thanks to the power of Articles, I never have to worry about Titans wiping out my important documents.

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Janoblin'

v. The act of calling/ hailing a taxi to your general location with the intent of robbing the driver

Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm drunk. Can you call a cab for me?"

Guy 2: "Nah man. Taxis don't come out here anymore because of the recent spike in janoblin'."