Band Geek

A high school student who is involved with the school band (usually marching band). These students are often think that band is the best thing in the world and are usually very snotty and condescending to outsiders who think otherwise. They often skip classes in order to be in the band room like chorus geeks. These students are often condemned to having EXTREME social awkwardness and making EXCESSIVE lame inside jokes that aren't even remotely funny, it's almost like they're autistic. Usually there is an alpha nerd who is basically the center of attention. The alpha is either the biggest douchebag in the entire world but on rare occasions, they're actually cool and funny. Male band geeks often hug and grope female band geeks, the girls don't mind because they probably think that they're gay. Band geeks absolutely despise guitarists, they reject anybody with a rock 'n' roll approach to music, but they fucking worship the jazz band guitarist. The jazz guitarist is usually THE biggest douche of them all because he thinks that he's better than all other guitarists in the school. Being in a music theory class with these jack-offs is fucking torture because if you're the one person in that entire class that isn't in band, you're the odd man out, stuck in a fucking classroom for an hour listening to their shitty jokes, them going "AW!" when you ask a question that all of them know the answer to, and their shitty conversations!

Band Geek: How come you don't join band?

Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!

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