shotshits

The fatigue, malaise, and body aches (general shitty feeling) following a Covid-19 immunization

I had my Covid shot yesterday, and now I have to call out from work. I have the shotshits

Friendor

A person who behaves as a friend, but is also benefitting financially from the relationship.

I’m having lunch with my friend later today….although she’s also my personal trainer, so I guess she’s more of a friendor.

Friendor

Someone who behaves as a friend, but is actually benefitting financially from the relationship (FRIend + vENDOR)

I’m lunching later with my friend. I also owe her $100 because she’s my personal trainer…so I guess she’s more of a friendor.