The Urbs

affectionate abbreviation for our beloved Urban Dictionary.

Mr A: are you on The Urbs right now?
Dr B: damn right!

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Convulsive Viewing

Unlike compulsive viewing, this is a TV program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. This could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.

Mr A: "Did you catch that Japanese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?"
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."

fishnickered

1. To be slapped in the face with a fish and a Snickers bar simultaneously, ideally one on either cheek.

2. To have a smelly downstairs area if you are a lady.

1. "Ow my beautiful face! I can't believe you just fishnickered me!"

2. "Sorry about the smell lads, I'm pretty fishnickered today."

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benk

slang term for one pound sterling, currency of the UK.

Mr A: that's an interesting hat you're wearing...
Dr B: thanks, only cost me two benk.

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wrong boner

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.

"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe

whybrow

a single eyebrow raised into a quizzical position.

Mr A: the time-space continuum has always puzzled me...
Dr B: i can tell, you are displaying a whybrow.

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doonstars

the Scottish version of downstairs, in all it's many meanings.

"Hullo ya big jessie, shull we go doonstars so ah cun see ya doonstars area?"