wrong boner

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.

"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe

Kebabanash

Rare delicacy food found in the morning (or afternoon) after a house party. It is made by using a leftover meaty snack as an ashtray, often without the owner of the fast food being aware. Seeing (or eating) such delights on a hungover morning may lead to nausea effects.

At 3pm on the day after a house party:

Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."

pangover

The sickly feeling you experience after eating too many pancakes. Commonly associated with Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday) or more often, the day after.

Mr A: "Dude, I feel really ill after eating all those pancakes yesterday..."
Dr B: "Yeah man, I'm also experiencing the pangover."

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doonstars

the Scottish version of downstairs, in all it's many meanings.

"Hullo ya big jessie, shull we go doonstars so ah cun see ya doonstars area?"

paddle steamer

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.

Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.

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white suit

when a person is covered in so much ejaculative fluid, they appear to be wearing some sort of white clothing, ie a suit.

it took 67 guys to give that fatty a white suit!

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Z list

the section of your MSN messenger contact list used for people you don't really want to talk to, or you would generally ignore, but are too polite to delete. the category can be anything beginning with the letter 'Z', as it will then appear below all the other categories.

my Z list is almost as long as my friends section!

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