acid

Having a Ph of less that 7.0

I tripped on acid. A bottle of muriatic acid was left on the floor and I tripped over, that is.

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pancake and sausage

Janet Jackson's breast and nipple, respectively.

Nothing like some pancake and sausage to spice up a fruitless career.

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let me get?

What idiots who don't know the grammar of english say when making a request.
Literally means "Perhaps procurement of that object could climax my petty satisfaction, right ho!"
Furthurmore, this is not a question, it is a demand, and shows poor manners both socially and morally.

95%er: "Let me get french frizzies."

Me: "Do you even know what words come out of your mouth?"

95%er: "...(dumbfounded)..."

Me: "Nevermind."

95%er: "...(dumbfounded, drooling)..."

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