Front Fart

Just a regular ol’ queef.

“Pfft” (Lindsey blushes)
Josh: Did you just rip a front fart?

windy bagel

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)

David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me