to've

to have; to-have

To've seen that sunset last night, I'd've fell into a state of shock if it were the first time.

Glucose Father

A (usually) older male authoritative figure that spends and disposes of money upon someone; "Sugar Daddy"

That is their glucose father, over there. That's how they got all of that nice stuff in the last week.

It'd've

1.) it would have; it-would-have
2.) it should have; it-should-have

1.) "If it weren't for Aaron saying his name wrong when the sub was taking names on the clipboard, it'd've not gotten snapped in half."

2.) "What do you mean the -inator failed?! It'd've had a simple and smooth run!"

simpire

Used to describe a large group of simps; an empire of simps

Belle Delphine has a simpire in her following.

I'd've

"I would have"

If I'd've known you were stopping by, I'd've got you something.

Tofu

Troll beef; To have fake beef with someone or something; The opposite of beef(ing)

"Don't worry, they're not actually upset at each other. It's just some tofu for the crowd."