old motel

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night

I went to the old motel last week.

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pavement inspector

Someone lying face-down in the street, either due to drunkenness, drug overdose, fatal stab wounds, or living in Chigaco.

"We've got a pavement inspector on 4th and Delbrooke

Narcissist

Anyone who submits their own name to urban dictionary. You know who you are.

John decided to submit his own name to urban dictionary, then proceeded to touch himself inappropriately. What a narcissist!

the blue badge of faggotry

A "verified" user checkmark found next to the username of anyone stupid enough to give their personal information to twitter, such as a celebrity or public official, but most of the time found next to the usernames of has-been journalists and complete nobodies. The badge is named for it's blue coloration, and the fact users possessing the blue badge of faggotry tend to enjoy broadcasting their retarded, uninformed, usually left-wing leaning opinions over the virtual soapbox.

When you see someone acting retarded on twitter, look for the blue badge of faggotry.

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