Slohan

Usually found in places like hell , a Slohan is a best friend that will always be there for you no matter what. Somehow they always seem to be kinda fruity but don’t blame them , blame men for that .
A Slohan is also seen as a maneater or what you would call a "whore" or "gold-digger" but don’t be fooled cause they may seem like your typical selfish backstabbing slut when in reality ? They are much worse than that
A Slohan is also the closest thing to a god/goddess so please if you do have a friend like that give them money because they deserve the world

"- Omg i love your outfit where did you get it ?

- Oh what this rubbish ? I got it at Slohan’s house"
"Is your name god ? Because you look like a Slohan"

Fuddle

fud·dle
ˈfədl/Submit
verb
gerund or present participle: fuddling
1. To cuddle (someone), and fuck simultaneously.

"My boyfriend, Nick and I Fuddle until the sun comes up."
"Dude, Victoria and I were Fuddling all weekend."

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