Drago Piss

When the semi least tolerable friend of the group excuses themselves from party chat to urinate with the mic on or at times off. They key indicator of a Drago Pisser is upon coming back from urinating they ask stupid questions such as “hey yo, what time is it!?” And proceeds to obnoxiously open a new beer.

“Hey yo, where is Drago the Fago?” Lou asked.
“Taking a Drago Piss” D replied.

“Time to mute him?”

“Yeah”
*Click*
“Yo WhAT TiMe iS It!”

Xodi One

Have you ever seen Air Force 1 in camouflage? Yeah neither have we. But we have seen a Xodi One. The best in class heavy carry heavy lifting, camo wearing gentleman with a realistic view of the world, from their perspective. Did we mention the best Xodi Ones have mommy issues?

Xodi One is the best in class at crisis aversion, with a strong principle of “FOH!”

Lou was shook as Xodi One pulled up and did all the heavy lifting while everyone was sitting on their thumbs.