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Skopec thinks heâs so cool but heâs just annoying. He hooks up with any girl willing to make out with him. Skopec has no shame even though everyone around him (not so) secretly hates him. His beard looks like pubes and he will stick his dick into anything and anyone. His face is often the start of conversations involving strange things such as space orgies. Heâs a loner and a gamer that obsesses over his skill in video games even though heâs really fucking trash. His arrogance will make you want to rip off his dick and feed it to Cerberus as you push him into the River Styx.
Person 1: God, whoâs that asshole hitting on your girlfriend? His face looks like a dick.
Person 2: Thatâs Skopec, heâs such a douche bag. I canât wait to kick his ass after school today.
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When the captain of the football team is a virgin. Heâs actually gay, but only for the male swimming team solely for how they shave their legs. He enjoys baking pies and has an IQ equal to twice that of a chihuahua.
Swimmer 1: That guy made me a pie yesterday.
Swimmer 2: Dude, heâs such a Skopec.
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When a car of any type becomes filthy on the inside and begins to smell of rotten eggs it is then a Skopec. Most often, the inside of Skopecâs contain old food containers, mud, and/or dead bugs. You do not want to let your car become a Skopec.
Guy 1: Whoâs giving you a ride?
Guy 2: Tod.
Guy 1: Oh shit, donât drive with him. He drives a total Skopec.
The general measure of banter in a given area/group/place/person/galaxy/cheese.
"Hey guys look at me swim in this pool of custard!!!"
"That's a high Coefficient of Banter!"
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