noun.
The governmental media driven advertisement of ghetto life as a cool,fulfilling lifestyle choice.It uses the most effective forms of advertisement;movies, music and fashion and the purpose is not only to normalize the inhumane and cruel state of poverty but to glamourize it.Treating the ghetto as a product instead of as a social ill has created a fascination and desire in many to waste their lives in circumstances that were previously viewed as abhorrent like living under constant threats of violence,hunger,dilapidated housing,being silenced by fear and police brutality.Ghettotisment encourages people to make poor choices such as forgoing an education in favor of gang-life.It promotes loyalty to gang brothers but rejects meaningful romantic relationships.The bros before hos credo have young men embracing their brother and prostituting their women.Pimping, sexual and physical abuse and misuse of women are made to appear daring and sexy.Uncontrolled rage and violence,thuggery,car-jacking,armed robbery are stuff that makes a hero.Prison time has turned into the standard boy-to-man right of passage.Millions of innocent people are lured into criminal controlled neighborhoods fraught with cop-killers, recalcitrants,extortionists and gangs that prey on them. Rioting,looting,domestic terrorism and immoral codes of conduct are aplauded.Murder is commonplace.Ghettotisement creates mass acceptance of criminal militia forces controlling vast sections of cities.
Nah man I am so sick of Ghettotisements.
A hoodbillyâs preferred genre of music.
God I wish they would turn that awful hic-hop down!
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Guvvy (guh-vee) noun. Guvvy is what A Hoodbilly or Hoodbetty calls their welfare government check.
Hayeh Latrina âtaint yourinâ guvvy acomin today?
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(Lean-goe-ah-go-go) a word that is used to describe the 1960âs linguistic stylings. Particularly words made popular in cities that were viewed as progressive or Groovy. Such as London, New York, Paris, Monte Carlo etc. Austin Powers brought back to the forefront lingoagogo. Verbal stylings such as âGroovy Baby, Yeah!â âShagadelicâ, âsmashingâ, âjubblyâ and beat nick lingo like chick, dig, fuzz, swinging, shades, hip, ginchiest are all examples of lingoagogo.
You are such Groovy Bird baby when you pontificate lingoagogo. It is simply smashing and it makes you totally shagadelic. A hip chick like you and your Old Man Randy should swing with me tonight. , It would be one class act and your ginchy jubblies would be the stars of the show. Dig?
(Lean-goe-ah-go-go) a word that is used to describe the 1960âs linguistic stylings. Particularly words made popular in cities that were viewed as progressive or Groovy. Such as London, New York, Paris, Monte Carlo etc. Austin Powers brought back to the forefront lingoagogo. Verbal stylings such as âGroovy Baby, Yeah!â âShagadelicâ, âsmashingâ, âjubblyâ and beat nick lingo like chick, dig, fuzz, swinging, shades, hip, ginchiest are all examples of lingoagogo.
You are such Groovy Bird baby when you pontificate lingoagogo. It is simply smashing and it makes you totally shagadelic. A hip chick like you and your Old Man Randy should swing with me tonight. , It would be one class act and your ginchy jubblies would be the stars of the show. Dig?
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Hickhop (huh-ick-who-uh-hop) noun; is an original genre of music created by the Hoodbilly. The creation of which is from the hoodbilly lack of a useful opposable thumbs thus rendering him unable to use tools. The Hoodbilly, like his cousin rattus neotoma, have a tendency to grab and run with objects that catch their fancy. Playing radios are one of their favorite items so they are known for snatching them up and squirreling them away in their community nesting areas. They have no idea that you can turn them off or change the station so it is not uncommon for five or six radios to be blaring different radio stations all at one time in a Hoodbillyâs roost. Hoodbillys, lacking the benefits of an evolved brain, cannot differentiate between the radios each playing its separate music so he experiences the separate sounds as one single sound. In short, being a mimic, he sings what he hears, all the songs as one song. This particular genre of music is unpopular among both humans and animals alike. It is for this reason that this style of music is relatively unknown. It is not produced or recorded because, well, the Hoodbilly cannot use tools.
Hickhop should be illegal.
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Hickhop (hik-hop) is a genre of music unique the Hoodbilly (and Hoodbetty) species. It is a fusion of rock, metal, hip hop, country, bluegrass and rap. It was born of the Hoodbilly being unable turn off a radio or to change the station because their genetic inability to use tools. Their love of music compels them to steal any radios they come across when they are playing music. This creates nests that usually have several radios playing loudly on different stations at the same time. Hoodbilly, not understanding the concept of separate radios and different stations believes the music to one song and mimicked what they hear through song and dance. Hickhop is a musical fusion that is a confusing, nonsensical, irritating genre that repels the opposable thumb set.
Oh GOD! Could you please stop with the hickhop. It is making me homicidal!
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