Peam Crie

What you believe to be a cute deer in the woods making a squeeky sound is really a wet anus leaking on the forest leaves.

I was walking in the woods when I heard a peam crie. It bought tears of joy to my eyes.

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Lussy Pover

A man from the Ukraine that loves all women, especially their pussy. Lussy loves pussy.

I tell you what, that Ukrainian Lussy Pover sure loves him some pussy.

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Fussy Parts

When a guy has no idea what that noise is coming from a blowhard cooter.

Baby, why are your fussy parts making all of that noise?

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Dairy Hick

A redneck dairy guy that needs to shave down below

My boyfriend has a beautiful penis, but he sure is a dairy hick down there.

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