Toxic Sewer Slide

Toxic Sewer Slide

When, in a group of three, one friend provides and sets up two slip n' slides right next to each other, for extra slide space. The second friend, having downed the entire taco bell menu with a lil bit of chipotle, aims their rear from the top of the slip n' slides, and produces the most disgusting, vile, and downright disturbing, river of pure shit from the depths of their bowels. Now because the first friend is likely trying to hold in their vomit, the third friend will strip, completely... Friend three will get a running start and slide down the slip n' slide and into the nearest pool.

Note : You will need four different things for this,

A. A disgusting friend.
B. A friend with nothing to lose.
C. And a friend with two slip n' slides.
D. A death wish.

Friend One - "I got the Slip N' Slides!"
Friend Two - "I got the food!"
Friend Three - "And I'm going to hell, lets do this shit,"
Friend One - "Why did I agree to the Toxic Sewer Slide..."

Goin' Unicorn

The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.

Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"

Dumbfuckery

Dumbfuckery

The habit of committing rancid, horrible, disgusting, and such awful acts, that you will be sent so far down into hell and even Satan himself with have to dig deeper just to get to you.

Also just doing stupid things for fun when you're bored, like setting a shopping cart on fire.

Man 1 - "What do you want to do?"
Man 2 - "We could go commit some Dumbfuckery, for fun,"
Man 1 - "I don't see why not,"
Man 3 - "You're both going to hell,"