Inking

Inking the toilet bowl, or simply inking. Referencing the act of explosively squirting a viscous black fluid out of the sphincter into the fresh, clear toiler water; consequently, causing an instantaneous cloud of murky, impenetrable fecal matter; similarly to that of the ocean-dwelling octopi defense mechanism.

Through extensive, continuous World of Warcraft stimulation, I subconsciously consumed 3 large bagfuls of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Eight hours into a critical grinding session against the Wrath King's loyal minions, my stomach began to violently erupt. A few quick steps from the computer station, and into the bathroom, I helplessly hovered over the toilet. After a series of strenuous forcing, I felt an incredible relief of pressure as my asshole exploded into a "Flaming Hot" blaze; consequently, inking the toilet bowl.

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